hey guys! I've been burning houses a lot these days, I burnt this one house in the suborns of NJ. It was a pretty long journey to get there but, it sure was worth it! it was a whole family of 7, a wife, 5 children, a dad and a mail man.

That's right! when i was counting the people through their windows, i saw a MAIL MAN hiding in a closet in the room with a king sized bed

( I'm assuming its the parents room cause, you know why ;) Anyway, i watched them ALL burn! the bad news is, I GOT CAUGHT.

yeah so i really didn't make it out alive it court, they saw me on a neighbors camara and my lawyer gave up on the whole case! the Judge was FLAMED (pun intended) when the police played the clips of me burning the house!

i tried to ask Pico's broke ass to bail me out but he said "Sorry Darnell, I'm poor as shit right now." So then i called Nene to bail me out and SHE SAID "Not my problem you burnt a home down" LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH SHE IS.

now that i think of it, the trip to NJ wasn't worth it. SOMEONE PLEASE BAIL ME OUT! I DONT WANNA ACCIDENTLY DROP THE SOAP!!!!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I’ve been real busy with my bombs these past months. I made this one bomb I call “the 911 crash”. Mainly because it’s a fire work with a bunch of gun powder and a BUNCH of explosive materials like Heavy metal azides, Calcium nitrate explosive mixture and Flash powder

I’ve got one question tho, where should I explode it at?

is it me or am i just a none important character. ya see we've got folk's like pico and nene who get plenty of popularity, but me, im usually just on the side.

a example of this is in new grounds rumble. They got a whole cast of beloved characters such as, alien hominid, samurai Asshole, P-bot and of course pico.

But some how IM not in that FREAKING game [besides the poster cameo]. How come salad fingers gets to be in new grounds rumble but i dont??? i would've had WAY better fighting moves then he could ever have in a million years!

And you might be sayin "what about friday night funkin". Well im pretty sure after that one appearance im rarely gonna show up. And i know i have fan games like darnell recount and darnells burn em up, but who really knows those games?

Why even bother..... Who ever's reading this, how do you feel about my lack of appearances?