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Darnell @2HotDarnell

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what have i been up to

Posted by 2HotDarnell - 3 hours ago


hey guys! I've been burning houses a lot these days, I burnt this one house in the suborns of NJ. It was a pretty long journey to get there but, it sure was worth it! it was a whole family of 7, a wife, 5 children, a dad and a mail man.


That's right! when i was counting the people through their windows, i saw a MAIL MAN hiding in a closet in the room with a king sized bed

( I'm assuming its the parents room cause, you know why ;) Anyway, i watched them ALL burn! the bad news is, I GOT CAUGHT.


yeah so i really didn't make it out alive it court, they saw me on a neighbors camara and my lawyer gave up on the whole case! the Judge was FLAMED (pun intended) when the police played the clips of me burning the house!


i tried to ask Pico's broke ass to bail me out but he said "Sorry Darnell, I'm poor as shit right now." So then i called Nene to bail me out and SHE SAID "Not my problem you burnt a home down" LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH SHE IS.


now that i think of it, the trip to NJ wasn't worth it. SOMEONE PLEASE BAIL ME OUT! I DONT WANNA ACCIDENTLY DROP THE SOAP!!!!


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im broke too bro you better grip that soap like you've never gripped anything in your life

OH NO- Unfortunately, I gotz no money but I'll draw something for the cops or whatever to try to bail you out :3

NOOO, DARNELL!! Maybe you could pretend to be insane and they'll retrial you, and you'll get less harsh consequences. Otherwise bro? You better either mug the richest man alive or not get last minute butterfingers