hey guys! I've been burning houses a lot these days, I burnt this one house in the suborns of NJ. It was a pretty long journey to get there but, it sure was worth it! it was a whole family of 7, a wife, 5 children, a dad and a mail man.

That's right! when i was counting the people through their windows, i saw a MAIL MAN hiding in a closet in the room with a king sized bed

( I'm assuming its the parents room cause, you know why ;) Anyway, i watched them ALL burn! the bad news is, I GOT CAUGHT.

yeah so i really didn't make it out alive it court, they saw me on a neighbors camara and my lawyer gave up on the whole case! the Judge was FLAMED (pun intended) when the police played the clips of me burning the house!

i tried to ask Pico's broke ass to bail me out but he said "Sorry Darnell, I'm poor as shit right now." So then i called Nene to bail me out and SHE SAID "Not my problem you burnt a home down" LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH SHE IS.

now that i think of it, the trip to NJ wasn't worth it. SOMEONE PLEASE BAIL ME OUT! I DONT WANNA ACCIDENTLY DROP THE SOAP!!!!